urbancatfitters: i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
louisforpresident: and remember no matter how pretty you feel, zayn will always be prettier.
jadefinitelyspooky: hobbies including impersonating the way nick jonas says red dress
bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
expiredmalik: when you’re perfect but your offspring aren’t: a true hollywood story of will smith
basicallybrits: do one direction buy each other presents on their birthdays like “hey bro I just bought you a small island happy birthday”
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
exams this month! semi-hiatus, but queue is set up!
vocaroo: how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
1dcuteness: narrymynandos: ...
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
whatscraicen: the fact that niall can speak so many languages is such a turn on like bye
butthurtbandboys: white lips pale face i wonder how niall’s dick tastes
liveinphoenix: if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
wankasters: IS THAT ZAYN ???..„„ M a liK??…, „ O UT ??? ;; iN p U BLIC? .»„??
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years
tomlinshawty: apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
ratchetlarry: i want to witness louis with the hiccups
flowercrownharry: “hey niall i know your knee is kind of bad but would you mind jumping and slamming it into a brick wall while i film you?” “harry-“ “please its for the internet”
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
harryfrustrations: can you imagine being zayn’s girlfriend & you’re out somewhere but he steps away for a second and this random guy starts hitting on you and zayn returns really jealous and possessive and he warns the guy “she’s mine, back off”
gay4zayn: in-zaynformalikbbb: Zayn Malik - Ride You’re like a drug, rushing through my veins WHAT THE FUCK MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?!?! SCREAMING